This All Star Break, join the New York Rogue Runners for baseball without the complicated hand-eye coordination parts. It’s the return of the Dizzy Bat Race!
Date: Thursday, July 18th
Location: East Meadow field, Central Park
Rules: Each competitor will compete individually, for time. To begin, each competitor must take ten spins on the bat at home plate. Upon completion of the 10th rotation, competitors will run the bases, in order. Vomiting is permitted; straying into the infield is not.
Competitors must tag up at each base. Chewing tobacco is frowned upon. The winner shall be the competitor who makes it to home base in the least amount of time. Intercourse without foreplay shall not count.
Competitors: Register here.
Prize: A baseball-themed package of treats (which will include at least $9.50 in Bud Light, in honor of Yankee Stadium) shall be awarded to the competitor with the fastest finish time (that’s not what she said).
See y’all at the races!